Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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