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say what?
wanna hang out?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
