I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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