Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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