TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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