come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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