One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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