This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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