we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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