Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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