my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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