garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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