Tell her she can't have a vagina
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize