i'm signing you up for texting rehab
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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