her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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