CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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