Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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