Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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