Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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