She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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