i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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