Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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