one might say we're banned from that church
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
