They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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