so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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