Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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