If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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