Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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