Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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