I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Farmville is her only friend.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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