you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
