well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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