Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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