Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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