We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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