why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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