ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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