sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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