And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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