hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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