margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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