Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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