i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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