So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
