I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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