Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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