I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
There's even glitter on my cock...
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