well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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