is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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