Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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