There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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