i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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