someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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