Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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