Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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