suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
They have beer where we have blood.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
