You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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