are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
